That giant Jesus statue in Ohio at Solid Rock church (also known as "touchdown Jesus") was burnt to a pile of ash and metal after lightning struck it last night.
It may be totally wrong, but my first thought at reading the story? "Wonder what's goin on behind those closed doors..."
My second thought was "Clearly, Jesus did not think it was a good likeness of him" (what? we have NO IDEA what Jesus looks like, so why are we building ginormous statues of him?)
Here's what it did look like: