That's right. Squirducks.
In GA we have these:
It may LOOK like a squirrel (playing a banjo), and it may WALK (scurry) like a squirrel, but let me tell you, it SOUNDS like a duck.
I got home, get out of my car and hear quacking. I look around for a duck and realize it's coming from up in the trees and I ponder this because to my knowledge ducks don't fly. They certainly aren't found in tall trees, and yet I continue to stare up into the trees trying to see a duck. All of a sudden a squirrel catches my eye. It is straight as a pin (even it's tail) and it is quacking. I'm not kidding. It was making the noise and that noise sounded just like a quacking duck.
OH JUST LIKE THIS!!! IT'S QUACKING!