Thursday, February 24, 2011

An FK's Dream Come True

FK = Fat Kid. It's a state of mind, not necessarily a physical descriptor.

So, what is the FK's Dream Come True?

The Cookie Locator.

But not just any cookie--Girl Scout Cookies.

No longer does it have to be a game of chance.

No longer does one have to be terribly disappointed when Girl Scout cookie season comes and goes and you have nothing to show for it.

I present you, the Girl Scout Cookie Locator (by Little Brownie Bakers).

The home page dreams are made of.

When you click on the location, it gives you the address and time frames. Now, at my Kroger, tomorrow, there is going to be a duel. Well, at least dueling scout troups selling at the same time. Sad I will miss it. If you think soccer moms are bad...

This has to be one of the best inventions of all time.

I only eat one kind of Girl Scout cookie--the Thin Mints.

And, people have told me, "just go get the grasshoppers from the grocery store, they're the same thing."

NO THEY AREN'T!! Thin Mints are better than grasshoppers. So much better.

And specialer.

In conclusion, please feel free to utilize the cookie locator at will. And as much as you want. **

Click here to go to the Cookie Locator. HERE!!!!

******THIS IS NOT A JOKE******

**Please note, eating too many Girl Scout Cookies will make you an uber-legit FK.

1 comment:

  1. LOVE this! Also, like your new font/layout. Well played, Jax. Well played.